His dad buys everything, and he can't even sing
So dad buys him a voice too
Always center stage, always gets his way
Otherwise nothing will do

He scares (scaring) girls away, with the things that he
Says, he has no friends, drives a Mercedes
Benz, and I never would've thought,
That he was a cool guy
But once and a while, he should zip up his fly



Picks up girls at subway, hits the dice and the hay
Put captain winky away
If it's not sell out then we'll have to get out,
For internal, it's all the same

He's full of himself
Yet everyone else
Thinks he's a spoiled loser
He wastes all his time
Complaining and whining
About how he'll always be...